From steve at blessed2bless.us Thu Jan 29 00:20:19 2004 From: steve at blessed2bless.us (Steve@blessed2bless.us) Date: Thu Jan 29 00:19:03 2004 Subject: [Blessed2bless-text-only] Blessed To Bless! (Text-Only Version) Message-ID: <003001c3e638$5d17be20$6501a8c0@ok.cox.net> Blessed to Bless! January 27, 2004 Published by Steve Klusmeyer - steve@blessed2bless.us http://www.blessed2bless.us You are receiving this newsletter because you either subscribed yourself or someone you know added your name to the list. If this was forwarded to you, you may subscribe by going to http://blessed2bless.us/mailman/listinfo/blessed2bless-text-only_blessed2bless.us If you really have to leave, you can unsubscribe using the same link. If you would like to receive the html version (looks like a web page), You can subscribe by going to http://www.blessed2bless.us/subscribe.html Sorry, but I have no control over those who may have added your name or forwarded a copy of this newsletter to your address. I do want to thank you for taking a moment to check out this issue. Please Do NOT subscribe someone to Blessed to Bless! without their prior permission! Instead, forward a copy and allow them to make the choice. That way I won't get yelled at when they think they are being spammed! Thanks for your help. * * * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< Are you tired of junk mail and spam? Maybe MailWasher Pro will help you like it has helped me. As well as letting you preview and delete your e-mail before it gets to your computer, MailWasher Pro also lets you bounce e-mail back to the spammers so it looks as though your address is not valid. Check out a FREE version of MailWasher Pro today at http://entier.ecosm.com/link/?iqbeeuo -Steve Consider other products that I recommend at http://www.blessed2bless.us/ads.html ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} ***In This Issue*** {:o)<>< ><>(o:} By Steve: Life's A Journey ><>(o:} Quotes to Remember: Laurence J. Peter and others ><>(o:} By Someone Else: ==> A.A.A.H.D - Have you been diagnosed yet? ==> Dark Horse by John Fischer ==> 10 Handy Answers to Almost Every Question ==> The Blessing of a Mate by Alan Smith ><>(o:} From the Bible: Nahum 1:7 ><>(o:} Useful Information: Credits, Subscribe/Unsubscribe, etc If you haven't read the "Useful Information" at the end of this newsletter or if it's been a while, please take a few minutes to check it out. If you enjoy "Blessed to Bless," you might also like another newsletter that I publish. Subscribe to "Ponder This" at http://hundred-acre-woods.com/magic-list/PonderThis/ * * * ><>(o:} By Steve: {:o)<>< Life's A Journey -by Steve Klusmeyer - January 27, 2004 Which Way While traveling, a man came to a fork in the road. Unsure of which way to go, he shouted to a farmer who was working in a nearby field. "Hey, old-timer! I'm heading to Brownsville. Does it make any difference which road I take?" The old man answered, "Not to me, it don't." Sometimes I feel like the traveler. I'm going down the road of life. I think I know where I'm headed. But then I come to a fork in the road - - - or sometimes a dead-end. I'm trying to figure out which way to go and no one seems to care. But all to often, I find myself in the shoes of the farmer. I'm busy doing my own thing. I don't have time to deal with your problem. It makes no difference to me. Not the Destination It's been said that life's a journey, not a destination and that it's not the destination that makes the journey worthwhile. In truth, we do make a difference to each other - - - or at least we should. When was the last time you paused on your journey long enough to help someone traveling down the same road? Learn more about making a difference at http://www.gospelcom.net/guidance/kindness.shtml Learn more about man's ultimate destination at http://www.actsweb.org/findgod/heaven1.htm Read more writings by Steve at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-steve.html Blessed to Bless! is sent in text-only format. Go to the link above to read this and previous Writings by Steve. Photos are included with many of the writings. Follow other links in this newsletter to read additional "Writings by Others," "Quotes to Remember," and "Pictures with a Story." * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Please stop by our affiliates and malls. Most are Christian, and they are all good products and companies http://www.fishermansnet.com/Malls/ AOL member AOL users click here Thanks Mike Hodapp ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} Quotes to Remember: {:o)<>< It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time. -Laurence J. Peter (1919-1988) USA Educator & Writer A fool judges people by the presents they give him. -Chinese Proverb Something to Think About: The bathtub was invented in 1850. The telephone was invented in 1875. This might not seem like much but, if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being bothered by the phone. Read more Quotes to Remember at http://www.blessed2bless.us/quotes.html * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< A.A.A.D.D. Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - - - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail. Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming! Growing Older is Mandatory, Growing Up is Optional. Laughing at Yourself is Therapeutic! -Unknown Found circulating around the internet - - - If you know who the author is, let me know so that I can give credit where credit is due. Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Reduce your DEBT TODAY! Sign up for this FREE service to reduce your monthly payments, reduce or eliminate your interest rates, and have one LOW monthly Payment. No need to own a home and NO credit check is necessary. Sign up for this FREE, NO OBLIGATION service today! http://mocda1.com/click/site=32976/mnum=91452/ejob=331454/bnum=13355023 AOL users go here ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< The following is an excerpt from a new book. I haven't read the book yet, but it sounds intriguing. -Steve Dark Horse by John Fischer For as long as I can remember, I had always wanted to be a white horse. I wasn't all white, but my good ancestry had left me more white than most horses I knew, and fortunately, in the most important places. Most of my face was white, and the white of my right front leg ran up to my shoulder so that if I stood at an angle . . . with my good leg out . . . and my head slightly cocked . . . all you could see was white. It was a good sign, I was told, and the mark of a leader. Read more at http://www.christianbookpreviews.com/christian-book-excerpt.php?isbn=0800718399 (If the link above breaks into 2 lines, be sure to cut and paste the entire link into your browser window.) -from "Christian Book Previews" subscribe at http://www.christianbookpreviews.com/ Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< Top 10 Handy Answers to Almost Every Question 10. Trust me. I do this all the time. 9. It's because I/he/she has a high metabolism. 8. Oh, I was absent that day. 7. Gee, I mailed it yesterday. It should be there by the end of the week. 6. That? I had it done when I was in boot camp/in college/in love/really stupid. 5. Forty two. 4. I don't know, I've just always had a way with people/machines. 3. Hmmm, can you spell that? 2. I don't think I'm ready to make that kind of a commitment. And the Number One Handy Answer to Almost Every Question? 1. No! -from "Joke A Day Ministries" subscribe by e-mail at Sermon_Fodder-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Get the TaxACT Advantage - Free Software Prepare your tax return free! Download or go online for your free tax software from TaxACT.com! That's the TaxACT Advantage. http://mocda2.com/1/c/32976/152973/331454/331454 AOL users go here ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< The Blessing of a Mate Someone has compiled the following list of observations about married life: *A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. *Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. *A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want. *To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. *When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. *A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. *A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. *There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. *Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way. The other is to let her have it. *Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. *A man has six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, deodorant and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. *A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Although I am sometimes accused of being personally responsible For the deterioration of relations between men and women in this country, my wife and I can joke about such things because, deep down, we realize how much we mean to each other. Allow me to share some personal thoughts with you. God has truly blessed me with the most wonderful woman on the face of this earth. We have shared our lives together for over 26 years. We thought when we first got married that it couldn't get any better, but it has (and it continues to do so!). I hold my wife personally responsibility for anything I may achieve in this life. She is my source of strength and my encouragement when things are rough. She is the one who knows me best, with all my shortcomings and failures, and yet still loves me. She always sees the best in me, and always manages to bring out the best in me. She is one I most enjoy talking to and spending time with. She is my best friend. How blessed I am! "He who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor from the LORD." (Prov. 18:22) "Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice with the wife of your youth." (Prov. 5:18) Those of you who are married, I encourage you to give thanks to God for the blessing He has given you. Those who are not married (but hope to be), I pray that God will someday bless you with a mate as wonderful as mine. Have a great day! Alan Smith White House Church of Christ White House, Tennessee http://www.TFTD-online.com -from "Thought For the Day" subscribe by e-mail at join-thought-for-the-day@xc.org Archives of past TFTD messages can be found at http://www.tftd-online.com/content.asp?ListSG=411 Send any comments or questions to Alan.Smith@whcoc.com Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} Life's F.A.Qs. {:o)<>< Many are asking tough questions in today's world. Maybe you have been asking a few of the same ones. 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February 3, 2004 Published by Steve Klusmeyer - steve@blessed2bless.us http://www.blessed2bless.us You are receiving this newsletter because you either subscribed yourself or someone you know added your name to the list. If this was forwarded to you, you may subscribe by going to http://blessed2bless.us/mailman/listinfo/blessed2bless-text-only_blessed2bless.us (If the above link is broken into two lines, be sure to copy the entire address into your browser window.) If you really have to leave, you can unsubscribe using the same link. If you would like to receive the html version (looks like a web page), You can subscribe by going to http://www.blessed2bless.us/subscribe.html Sorry, but I have no control over those who may have added your name or forwarded a copy of this newsletter to your address. I do want to thank you for taking a moment to check out this issue. Please Do NOT subscribe someone to Blessed to Bless! without their prior permission! 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He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband." His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until next year, on their anniversary, when he came home, kissed his wife and said off-handedly, "Nice flowers, honey. Where'd you get them?" -from "Doc's Daily Chuckle" Spread the word about Doc's Daily Chuckle by leaving this information intact if you are forwarding to a friend. Better yet, tell your friend to subscribe! Use the subscription E-mail address below! We would really appreciate it! Subscribe at http://hundred-acre-woods.com/magic-list/DocsDailyChuckle/ Contact listmaster, Patricia A. Kaine at pakmd@cros.net Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Learn a New Career at Home Train for a new career, earn your associate?s degree, or finish high school at home! Nationally accredited distance learning from PCDI. Free literature! http://mocda1.com/1/c/32976/83842/332503/332503 AOL users go here ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< Move Out - January 30, 2004 "Move out" takes on a truly military tone when seven years worth of junk has to be stuffed into 7,000 cardboard boxes. Factor in my five pack-rat kids and you understand these were no ordinary maneuvers. I wondered how on earth I could make the move without a backhoe. This was a major battle. You should've seen me on packing day. I paced back and forth in front of the ladies who had come to help. I was the commander, readying the troops. My feather duster was tucked under my arm like a riding crop as I began my moving address: "I'd like to thank you for signing on for this mission. Some of you might find yourselves waning in the heat of the battle. Others may discover new courage. And some of you... [sniff]...might not be coming home." Okay, that was for drama. They all made it home. Not without Battle scars, however. It was frightening; I didn't have mere dust bunnies on top of my china cabinet. These things looked more like fuzzy TANKS. Thankfully I had provided the women with some basic training. I decided I could desensitize them before they got to the house by taking them for a ride in my minivan. On the way to my tank-filled home, one asked, "Is this a pickle in the cup holder?" "My kids don't eat pickles. I think that's a hot dog from last baseball season." She had to go home right after she regained consciousness. The rest of the ladies were fine after they put their heads between Their knees. Still, I couldn't bring myself to make them look in the Glove compartment. I think the Geneva Convention has rules against such atrocities. Several were overcome during the chemical warfare phase of the Moving battle. It's a common result of mixing the chemicals needed to fight dust tanks with the ones needed for that scum that gathers over the stove. They're recovering. The therapy for post-packing trauma syndrome (PPTS) is also helping. Thankfully, the flashbacks are starting to subside. There was a particularly perilous moment in the kitchen, however, When one of the ladies made a gruesome discovery. It was a potato that had fallen behind a pile of junk in one of the cabinets. But it was no longer legally a potato. It looked like a brown, raisiney grenade. We were all distressed when we discovered that the local bomb squad doesn't respond to potatoes. I was amazed that no one in my family had ever gotten a whiff of The rotting potato/grenade. We never had even a hint that it was back there shriveling. Believe it or not, there wasn't even any mold on the little sucker. I guess it's still not surprising that not one of the packing ladies wanted to touch the thing. But before we could move, the dead spud had to go. In the same way, isn't it amazing the spiritual dirt we can have Hidden away? Little things can be rotting--shriveling right under our noses-and we don't so much as catch a whiff. It's a spiritual battle and the enemy is ever-ready to lob his bombs. He loves to see us rendered fruitless. Sometimes he schemes a sneak-attack. It's not the kind of attack that immediately blows up in our faces, but rather hidden places of rottenness, quietly shriveling our spirits. Romans 6:13 says, "Do not offer the parts of your body to sin, as instruments of wickedness, but rather offer yourselves to God, as those who have been brought from death to life;..." (NIV) We can ignore those pockets of disobedience we've tucked away, or we can offer every part of ourselves to God. Before we can move to a closer walk with him, we shouldn't be surprised if he pulls out that "potato" and says, "We really have to take care of this before we can move on." I've moved on, into a clean, new home--completely free of Shriveled potatoes. When we allow the Father to cleanse us from sneaky rottenness, we can enjoy the same kind of clean, sweet closeness with him. So go ahead. Plan a spiritual military action of your own. Execute Recon Plan "Toss-out the-potato!" Ready? Move out! == Contributed by Rhonda Rhea (rrhea@juno.com) Rhonda Rhea writes for dozens of great Christian publications and speaks at conferences and events across the country. 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If you enjoy "Blessed to Bless," you might also like another newsletter that I publish. Subscribe to "Ponder This" at http://hundred-acre-woods.com/magic-list/PonderThis/ * * * ><>(o:} By Steve: {:o)<>< True Love -by Steve Klusmeyer - February 10, 2004 Set it Free With Valentine's Day near, love is in the air. But how do you know if you have found true love? Try this simple test: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or it's a teenager! Looking for Love It seems that everyone is looking for love today . . . often in all the wrong places. And more often, the love that is found is not the true love that really matters. Sir James M. Barrie (1860-1937) said of love, "If you have it, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. Of course, Lucy Van Pelt (from Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz) clarifies this need for true love, "All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!" Margery Williams (1881-1944) described true love in a discourse between two of the characters in "The Velveteen Rabbit". "Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real." "Does it hurt?" asked the Rabbit. "Sometimes," said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt." "Does it happen all at once, like being wound up," he asked, "or bit by bit?" "It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand." Find True Love Long after the valentines have been forgotten, after the flowers have faded away, and after the chocolate has been eaten . . . true love, the love that really matters, will remain. The Bible book of First Corinthians describes true love as, "patient and kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." Are you looking for this kind of love? It's not a fairy tale or something that can only be obtained by someone else. You too, can find this unconditional love. Learn more at http://www.actsweb.org/findgod/unconlove1.htm Read more writings by Steve at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-steve.html Blessed to Bless! is sent in text-only format. Go to the link above to read this and previous Writings by Steve. Photos are included with many of the writings. Follow other links in this newsletter to read additional "Writings by Others," "Quotes to Remember," and "Pictures with a Story." * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Please stop by our affiliates and malls. 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I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful. -Manuel (age 8 ) Falling in love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life. -John (age 9) If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long. -Glenn (age 7) Love is foolish . . . but I still might try it sometime. -Floyd (age 9) Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me. -Dave (age 8) We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different! -Unknown Read more Quotes to Remember at http://www.blessed2bless.us/quotes.html * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< This week's column is another excerpt from Debbie's new book, "Don't Put Lipstick on the Cat!" (Hardback, 227 pgs, Windriver Publishing) More info about our special February book offer at the end. Happy Valentines Day to you and yours, Debbie (debbie@familydaze.com) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A Mother's Version of Valentine's Day By: Debbie Farmer Now this may come as a big surprise to you, but it seems the concept of Valentine's Day just isn't quite the same once you have children. Oh, at first it's hard to notice since it doesn't happen all at once. It degrades each year until, before you know it, Valentine's Day evolves from love notes, flowers, and a possible romantic tryst into the tedious task of cohercing your child into writing a name legibly on over two dozen tiny cards for his classmates. Now before you start yelling I'll have you know that, my life being what it is, I still look forward to Valentines Day despite having to threaten my children. But, I can't help noticing that it's lost a certain amount of pizzazz over the years. Before children: Going out to dinner meant a romantic candle-lit dinner for two, at an upscale restaurant with a view of the ocean. After children: Going out to dinner means a fast meal for four served on a tray under a heat lamp with a view of the drive through. Before children: Dressing up meant wearing a brand new evening gown with sequences and a low cut back. After children: Dressing up means wearing my only pre-maternity dress that zips all the way up without the use of body lotion and power tools. Before Children: The aroma of expensive perfume wafted seductively through the air. After Children: The aroma of talcum powder and anti-bacterial soap permeates the air. Before Children: I'd give my true love a sentimental Valentine's Day card with a personalized message inside. After Children: I go to the grocery store and buy four boxes of identical cards with Disney characters on the front. Before Children: My husband and I would spend the evening holding hands, gazing into each others eyes, or dancing until dawn. After Children: My husband and I spend the evening scanning the home shopping channel for good late night sales while eating a bag of microwave popcorn then dozing off on the sofa. Before Children: A thong was something I wore to bed on romantic evenings. After Children: A thong is something I wear on my feet when I go to the beach. Before Children: In the evening we'd lay on the rug and hold hands in front of a roaring fire. After Children: In the evening I collapse on the floor somewhere between the chair and the ottoman because I'm too exhausted from chasing after children and picking up toys to hoist my body into an upright position. Before Children: "Sweet nothings" were whispered gently in my ear. After children: Requests for cups of water are screamed down the stairs. Before Children: I'd wear fancy negligees made out of silk. After children: I wear pink flannel pajamas decorated with little penguins wearing jaunty scarves and matching sweater sets, accented with a pair of matted cat slippers. Before Children: We were as romantic as Romeo and Juliet. After children: We are as romantic as a pair of hibernating stump slugs. Before Children: I'd worship my husband. After Children: I worship a reliable baby sitter. Before children: I'd receive a dozen roses or expensive jewelry. After children: I receive stale candy hearts and homemade macaroni necklaces. Before Children: I spent Valentine's Day with the person I loved the most. After Children: I spend Valentine's Day with the people I love the most. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Want to know more about our special February book offer? If you are one of the first 50 subscribers to order "Don't Put Lipstick on the Cat!" (a collection of over 100 of Debbie's funniest parenting humor columns) in February through Barnes and Noble.com (http://www.bn.com) you will also receive a free, plush, bendable smiley-faced flower! The kind you usually have to spend bazillions of dollars to win at carnivals by tossing a basketball through an opening the size of a pinhole! Plus the book is 20% off of the retail cover price! If you'd like to purchase "Don't Put Lipstick on the Cat!" please click here for more details and to see your special gift (we have a few left, but are running out fast): http://www.familydaze.com/february_offer.htm Okay, if you don't want to click, here's how it works anyways: Go to: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=4EXYMGU0Q3&isbn=1886249075&itm=2 any time until midnight FEBRUARY 29th (your time) and order 'Don't Put Lipstick on the Cat!' by Debbie Farmer. PLEASE NOTE: THIS OFFER IS GOOD ONLY IN FEBRUARY and ONLY for books purchased through www.BN.com. You may send the receipt later, but it must show that you ordered the book in that month. Then email your e-receipt to smileyflower@familydaze.com (along with your snail addy) and you'll immediately be sent your (very cute) smiley flower! (You can request a color and we'll do our best to send it, but we have to adhere to a first come first serve system). You can learn all about the book and read reviews and an excerpt here: reviews: http://www.familydaze.com/dplotc.htm http://www.windriverpublishing.com/cgi/media.cgi?action=mkit&id=1886249075&page=2 AUTHOR INTERVIEW: http://www.windriverpublishing.com/cgi/media.cgi?action=mkit&id=1886249075&page=7 Thanks for supporting Family Daze! Questions? Contact Debbie@familydaze.com -from "Family Daze" Subscribe at http://hundred-acre-woods.com/magic-list-v6/FamilyDaze/ Contact listmaster, Debbie Farmer by email at features@familydaze.com Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Learn a New Career at Home Train for a new career, earn your associate?s degree, or finish high school at home! Nationally accredited distance learning from PCDI. Free literature! http://mocda.com/1/c/32976/83842/333571/333571 AOL users go here ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< A Special Valentine's Love Story Her family had come to America from Sweden. She had a typical Scandinavian look... Long blond hair; blue eyes; long slender legs; soft, blemish-free skin; high cheek bones. She was gorgeous - she was beautiful. In fact, a professional International photographer in her hometown thought she was so pretty that he used a photograph of her to advertise his business. But that was not her real beauty. She was raised by some wonderful Christian parents and had become a Christian at an early age. Integrity, honesty and sweetness were just a few of her characteristics. In fact, at her engagement party, her sister, who knew her better than anyone, said that she had never heard her tell a lie. All of her friends said the same thing about her: She was the sweetest girl they knew. She would never speak a harsh word about anyone. Everyone loved to be around her. A young man she met in her freshman year started dating her and fell in love with her - both her exterior photographic beauty and the wonderful godly character of her inward beauty. She fell in love with him and they spent every free moment they could with each other over the next four years. They were committed to each other and they believed in waiting long before the "True Love Waits" Campaign ever existed. One week after they graduated from college, they were married. They loved each other's company. They would walk together, exercise together, go on bike rides together, chaperone youth trips together - go to movies, watch TV, eat pizza, travel - all the things any normal couple would love to do together. They were so much in love. She taught school for a year and then became a bookkeeper for a Surgical supply company. One day while she was working, for no apparent reason she lost her balance and fell on the floor. She was later able to get up and went to see a doctor that night. He set her up to see a Neurologist. The following day, it happened again. For no apparent reason, she lost her balance and fell. This time, though, she couldn't get up. She had lost all feeling in her legs. They wouldn't move. Her husband had to come to the office and pick her up in his arms and carry her to the hospital. After six days in the hospital, the doctor gave this beautiful, active young lady the dreadful news. She had Multiple Sclerosis and she would continue to deteriorate. This young couple, who had now been married only 18 months - who loved to go everywhere together and do everything together - would now face some new challenges. All their future plans would change, everyday life would change. They would change. For the next 25 years, this young lady did deteriorate. She had to take steroids (not the kind athletes use, but anti-inflammatory steroids). Her bones became brittle, breaking easily. Her face became puffy and bloated and she could not even put on make-up. Her body was a mess. She went from a walker, to an electric scooter, to a wheelchair. She could no longer feed herself, write her name, or control her own bodily functions. She now had to have someone stay with her 24 hours a day. If that couple had not had the kind of committed love that's based first on a personal relationship and a commitment to Jesus Christ and second, on a love that's based on a commitment to each other, the marriage never would have lasted. In fact, a large percentage of the marriages where a spouse has MS, the other spouse leaves them. The other spouse won't stay committed to the constant care and the continual physical, psychological and mental changes that continue to occur. Please hear me carefully - those two people are not heroes. They are not super-saints or super-Christians. They will be the first to tell you that they are not super Christians. Those two people are normal, ordinary people, empowered by the Love of God and a love for each other, to do what the world considers beyond normal and extraordinary. I know this for a fact - because that woman, that beautiful young lady who will never walk again, who can't even feed herself, is Lynda Langerfeld - my wife. She's not a hero. I'm not a hero. We're children of God, doing what the children of God are supposed to do. Doing what His children are called to do. Doing what God expects of every man and every woman who make a vow before God on their wedding day. Often, Hollywood will portray a "hero" sacrificing his life for his "heroine" in a film. In the world's eyes, he's a hero. In God's eyes, he's an ordinary man making an extraordinary sacrifice that every Christian who's committed to his spouse ought to make. Sacrificial, Committed Love is the rule, not the exception. We're not super-saints, we're not heroes when we're being faithful and committed to our mates. We're doing what God has called every husband and wife to do since the beginning of time. (c) 2002 by David Langerfeld dlangerfeld@HarrisburgBaptist.org -from "A Joke A Day Ministries" Subscribe by e-mail at ajokeaday7-subscribe@topica.com Looking for past jokes and thoughts? Thanks to Lisa at Esosoft, you can go to our A Joke A Day Ministries Archive Website at http://www.virtual-solutions.net/ajokeaday7/archives/ Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< A Special Valentine I love you. You are mine. Your name is written upon My heart. Your prayers are precious to Me. Your life is in My hands. I am always with you. I am nearer to you than your own heart. I gave my life so that you might live forever with Me. All I ask in return is your love. Be My Valentine. -Jesus P.S. You are precious in my sight, and honored, and I love you. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. -John 3:16 (NIV) Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. NUMBER PORTABILITY is Here! New Phone, SAME NUMBER Number Portability is Here! Get a Free* Phone and Keep Your Current Phone Number! http://mocda2.com/1/c/32976/156245/333571/333571 AOL users go here ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< Random Thoughts It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor. You can't have everything, where would you put it? Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 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If you enjoy "Blessed to Bless," you might also like another newsletter that I publish. Subscribe to "Ponder This" at http://hundred-acre-woods.com/magic-list/PonderThis/ * * * ><>(o:} By Steve: {:o)<>< A Stitch in Time -by Steve Klusmeyer - February 17, 2004 As Advertised I'm not sure of the origin of "A stitch in time saves nine." But the basic premise is if you do something now, it will save you time later. That's also the idea behind many so-called time saving inventions. New ideas, especially in technology, usually result in one of two reactions. Either the idea is scoffed at and resisted or it is promoted as the answer to all the world's problems. Following are just a few examples of such thinking: "Good enough for our transatlantic friends, but unworthy of the attention of practical or scientific men." (Electric Light) -British Parliament report on Thomas Edison's work, 1878 "That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them?" (Telephones) -USA President Rutherford Hayes, 1876 "No longer tied down by housework" - "she spring cleans with electricity" - "available at the flip of a switch." -Caption from a 1928 ad featuring a fashionably dressed woman leaving to play golf in the middle of the day. "People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night." (Television) -Darryl F. Zanuck, head of Twentieth Century-Fox, 1946 "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home." -Ken Olson, President of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "640K ought to be enough for anybody." (Computer Memory) -Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft, 1981 "The popular mind often pictures gigantic flying machines speeding across the Atlantic and carrying innumerable passengers . . . it seems safe to say that such ideas are wholly visionary." -Harvard Astronomer, William Henry Pickering, 1908 "Nuclear powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality within 10 years." -Vacuum Cleaner Manufacturer, Alex Lewyt, 1955 "The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will be forever shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon". -Leading British Surgeon, Sir John Erichsen, 1837 Back in the Day The promise of the 20th Century was that new labor saving devices would free us from the shackles of the workplace. There would be more time to relax or just goof off. The arts, sports, and hobbies could be pursued. More time could be spent with friends and family. Many claim that just the opposite happened. When asked, most people say they do not have enough time. They are busier than ever. Modern inventions and new technology have helped me to be a better manager of my time. For example: Back in the day, I only had time to watch three major networks and PBS. Now I can surf through almost 100 channels thanks to my local cable company. (Quantity does not equal quality!) Back in the day, I was way to busy to write letters or even send a postcard. Now I can spend 2 or 3 hours reading and answering my e-mail. (At least I have new friends all over the world.) Back in the day, it took forever to fix a midnight snack in a conventional oven. Now I stand in front of the microwave for two minutes waiting for the ding. (Too little time to do anything else.) Back in the day, I had to depend on my mind to remember appointments, phone numbers, and even doing simple math. Now I just pull out my personal handheld. (Mind Aerobics?) Ok, so the advantages and promises fall a little short. We don't really have more time. We just replace one thing with another. And that has to be programmed, adjusted, installed, or cleaned regularly. Are you tired of looking for the next best thing? Some needs just aren't satisfied by the newest technology. Needs such as a purpose for living, love and security, contentment and peace. These needs can only be met from within. Learn more at http://www.greatcom.org/resources/toughquestions/tq10/default.htm Lots of inventions have changed the way we live. Learn more at http://www.cbc.ca/kids/general/the-lab/history-of-invention/default.html Also check out timelines of famous inventions at http://inventors.about.com/cs/timelines/index.htm?once=true& Read more writings by Steve at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-steve.html Blessed to Bless! is sent in text-only format. Go to the link above to read this and previous Writings by Steve. Photos are included with many of the writings. Follow other links in this newsletter to read additional "Writings by Others," "Quotes to Remember," and "Pictures with a Story." * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Please stop by our affiliates and malls. Most are Christian, and they are all good products and companies http://www.fishermansnet.com/Malls/ AOL member AOL users click here Thanks Mike Hodapp ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} Quotes to Remember: {:o)<>< None are so empty as those who are full of themselves. -Andrew Jackson (1767-1845) USA Seventh President When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. -Michael (age 14) Read more Quotes to Remember at http://www.blessed2bless.us/quotes.html * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< MONDAY'S COLUMN (February 16, 2004) http://watkins.gospelcom.net/thepassionofthechrist3.htm Mel Gibson's 'Lethal Passion' I have in my right hand, direct from my home office, top ten signs the star of "Lethal Weapon" directed "The Passion of the Christ" 10. The disciple Peter is played by Danny Glover. 9. Donkey cart chase scene on the way to Bethany 8. Before Christ called Peter, James, and John to be his disciples, they were smuggling illegal Chinese immigrants in their fishing boats. 7. Tax collector Matthew is just six months from retirement when called to partner with Jesus. 6, As Jesus invites Peter to walk out on the waves with him, he calls out, "On 3, what do ya say?" "Okay." "1 . . . 2 . . . " "Wait, wait, wait!" "What?" "Do we do it on 3? Or 1, 2, 3 then do it?" 5. Donkey cart chase scene on the way to Jerusalem. 4. Judas betrays Jesus for one million stolen South African Krugerrands 3. The Roman procurator Pilate keeps muttering, "I'm too old for this dung!" 2. Donkey cart chase through the streets of Jerusalem. 1. Jesus survives a bloody attack. Okay, just kidding, about 10-2! Mel Gibson, who is best known as psychotic cop Martin Riggs in the bloody "Lethal Weapon" films, has turned his directing skills to producing what many are calling the most accurate (and no question bloodiest) retelling of Christ's death and resurrection. Gibson explains the change. "I started to investigate the roots of my faith [shortly after the first 'Lethal Weapon' opened]. I had always believed in God, that he existed, and I was brought up to believe in a certain way." "But in my middle years, I kind of drifted, and other things took center stage. At that point, I realized I needed something more if I was going to survive. A closer investigation of the Gospels, of the story, of the whole piece, was demanded of me." While Gibson, now a conservative Catholic, may have changed since "Lethal Weapon," his passion for powerful film-making has not. "I'm doing what I've always done: telling stories I think are important in the language I speak best: film. I think most great stories are hero stories. People want to reach out and grab at something higher, and vicariously live through heroism, and lift their spirit that way. "There is no greater hero story than this one--about the greatest love one can have, which is to lay down one's life for someone. The Passion is the biggest adventure story of all time. I think it's the biggest love-story of all time; God becoming man and men killing God--if that's not action, nothing is." The movies may have somewhat similar themes (action, adventure, love, betrayal, plot twists and surprise endings), but Martin Riggs and Mel Gibson are two very different men. In "Lethal Weapon," Riggs tells his partner, "Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet?! Huh? Well, I do!" Gibson, on the other hand, reports a new love for life. "I got on my knees. I realized that His wounds could heal my wounds." Fortunately, the director's passion for dramatic films has not changed--even if there's no donkey cart chase scene in his latest. (c) 2004 James N. Watkins _______ "Dear friend, I pray that you may enjoy good health and that all may go well with you, even as your soul is getting along well" (3 John 2). Jim Watkins Child of God Author/Speaker: http://www.jameswatkins.com Conference director: http://www.jameswatkins.com/sandycove.htm Threat to society: http://www.xariscom.com -from "SPAM of the Month Club" Subscribe by e-mail at SPAM-subscribe@jameswatkins.com Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html P.S. If you haven't already made plans to see "The Passion of the Christ," I would encourage you to do so. I truly believe this will be one of the most important events to happen in a long time. We have pre-purchased tickets to see it on February 28th. I'll let you know about the experience. -Steve * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Learn a New Career at Home Train for a new career, earn your associate?s degree, or finish high school at home! Nationally accredited distance learning from PCDI. Free literature! http://mocda3.com/1/c/32976/83842/335248/335248 AOL users go here ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< Another Look At Bargain Airfares I pleaded with my husband, "If I fly to Ohio I promise not to buy a pair of shoes for the next six months!" My friend Sarah was turning 35 and I desperately wanted to be a surprise at her party. I found an $119 bargain fare that quickly became $134. I'd read the little line about "plus applicable fees and taxes" but was still sticker shocked when I saw the final price. What did these "applicable fees and taxes" pay for? The privilege of having airport security see my dirty laundry or spending $1.79 for gum at an airport store that would've cost 89 cents back in the real world? I proceeded to the gate and wondered what other hidden fees I'd find. "Good morning. We'll now begin boarding Bargain Flight 00 from Charlotte to Columbus. In case of a water landing, your seat cushions can be used as a flotation device. If you care for a seat cushion while traveling today, please place a quarter in the slot and firmly pull the cushion off the rack in the jetway. If you're a frequent flyer member, there'll be no extra charge for bringing your own meal on board. Nonmembers must pay a trash disposal fee of $3. To sign up for our frequent flyer program, simply complete a registration card in the noncomplimentary inflight magazine, apply postage and mail." Knowing there were at least a couple lakes en route, I opted for the seat cushion and boarded the plane. "Excuse me sir, is this a full flight today?" "How badly do you want to know?" I slipped him a buck. "Fully booked." I figured I'd make my bathroom run now before I had to step over a seatmate. I paid a vending machine a dollar to lower the toilet seat and a nickel per square of toilet paper. I knew I should've heeded my mother's advice to always carry tissues in my purse. Back in my seat, I waited for the inevitable sumo wrestler to sit next to me. The flight attendant maneuvered up isle handing out price lists. Headphones: $5 Functioning seatbelt: $10 Pretzels: $1 Ice in your water: $2 Coffee stirstick: 25 cents Making me stop the mid-flight shift of carts in the rear galley that mimic the sound of the tail falling off: $72 Human Bobbleheads at flight's end chanting, "Bye, thanks for flying, bye, thanks for flying?." $4 per head Use of fold down tray that tilts slightly towards the aft cabin: $10 In flight magazine without crossword puzzle already completed: $3 In flight magazine with crossword puzzle blank: $6 Pillow: $2; Blanket: $ 4; Pillow/Blanket combo: $5 Functional plastic shade over window: $3 As I stared at the sheet and debated the necessity of a seatbelt, the pilot announced we were clear for take off. I looked at the last item on the list: An empty seat next to you: Priceless. Copyright 2003 Karen Rinehart **************************************** If you want to learn about life in L.A. and enjoy some laughs at the same time, click on the link below to read a column by my colleague, Bruce Cameron. He is the bestselling author of, "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter". Enjoy! http://www.wbrucecameron.com/pages/columns/archive/lifeinla.htm ******************************************** Karen's book, Invisible Underwear, Bus Stop Mommies and Other Things True To Life is now being printed!!! I'll let you know when it's actually on a bookstore shelf! Updates will also be posted on http://www.karenrinehart.net ******************************************** -from "The Bus Stop Mommies " Subscribe at http://hundred-acre-woods.com/magic-list/BusStop/ Contact listmaster, Karen Rinehart, by email at karen@karenrinehart.net Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< Flight Humor After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor! Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. (By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.) ******* P = The problem logged by the pilot S = The solution and action taken by the engineers ******* P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. (Distance Measuring equipment) S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for. P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget. -received by e-mail from Bette Tolnai Visit Aunt Bette's web page featuring her new column, "The SFPNN Link of the Week" at http://www.sfpnn.com/aunt_bette.htm Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. $25 Gift Card from Remodel4Free.com Get a free $25 gift card valid at Home Depot or Lowe's. 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Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves." And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG." And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well." And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration." And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased. And Dog was happy. And Cat didn't care one way or the other. -Unknown -also received by e-mail from Bette Tolnai Visit Aunt Bette's web page featuring her new column, "The SFPNN Link of the Week" at http://www.sfpnn.com/aunt_bette.htm Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} Life's F.A.Qs. {:o)<>< Many are asking tough questions in today's world. Maybe you have been asking a few of the same ones. For answers to some of life's tough questions, go to http://www.blessed2bless.us/f-a-q.html * * * ><>(o:} From the Bible: {:o)<>< He (Jesus) gave his life to purchase freedom for everyone. This is the message that God gave to the world at the proper time. -1 Timothy 2:6 (NLT) * * * * * * ><>(o:} What is Blessed to Bless? {:o)<>< Blessed to Bless! contains an article that I have written using simple everyday events to illustrate qualities and ideals sought after by many in the world today. 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If you enjoy "Blessed to Bless," you might also like another newsletter that I publish. Subscribe to "Ponder This" at http://hundred-acre-woods.com/magic-list/PonderThis/ * * * ><>(o:} By Steve: {:o)<>< The Passion of the Christ -by Steve Klusmeyer - March 2, 2004 Experiencing The Passion Last week we saw "The Passion of the Christ," not once, but twice. In case you've been stranded on a desert island or lost in an underground cave for the last few months, "The Passion" is the movie that opened in theaters across the USA on February 25. The movie stars Jim Caviezel as Jesus and was directed by Mel Gibson. Already it promises to be one of the most controversial and, at the same time, popular films of all time. And the controversy and questions surrounding "The Passion" will not end with its debut week. Unlike other movies that are only seen, "The Passion" is an in-your-face film that is meant to be experienced. Following are a few thoughts I took away from the theater. First of all, I'm not sure what I was expecting, but the images that captivated my attention went far beyond those thoughts. I was not only drawn into the historical setting and into the personal lives of the characters; I was also taken behind the scenes, allowed to see the struggle and the purpose for the events that would unfold. Next, many viewers just won't "get it." If you have never heard the crucifixion story before or just don't believe it is true, you will probably leave the movie with far more questions than answers. "The Passion" does not deal with the story behind the story. You must possess at least a vague familiarity with the events of the first four books of the New Testament in the Bible or you will leave with only images of a good man being beaten over and over and over again for no apparent reason. If you know the story and believe that it is true, the movie should strengthen your faith. The message of love and faith is certainly there; but it is evident that the message includes redemption and sacrifice . . . the willingness of the Christ to take upon himself the punishment for all the sins of mankind. The triumph of "good" over "evil" is unmistakable. Another observation, the emotional response of the audience was not the same as had been described in news reports. There were some tears and silence, but not of the level that had been reported at other showings. I must admit that I felt more emotion during the second viewing than the first. I think a possible reason for the response I observed was that we were in a theater with 500 plus people who were mostly from our church . . . people who were familiar with the story and who knew what was going to happen. Being close to the buckle of the Bible belt may have eliminated some of the shock factor that viewers in other parts of the country experienced. (By the way, our church pre-sold over 3000 tickets in 7 theaters for the opening week.) Responding to The Passion If you are a non-Christian, you may be unsure of how to respond to "The Passion." You will probably wonder if what you have seen is true or if it is just more Hollywood fluff. I believe the movie is an accurate account of the suffering and crucifixion of Jesus. Some artistic license was taken to allow a smooth flow of the story; but nothing shown contradicts the Bible or is unfeasible for the historical setting. One flashback in the film shows Jesus using his finger to draw a line in the sand. "The Passion" has also drawn a line. After seeing the film, viewers will be forced to make a decision about Christ. They must either accept the premise that Christ died a brutal, bloody death to save mankind or they must dismiss it as foolishness. Several links listed below will help you in your search for the truth about "The Passion." If you are a Christian, the ball is in your court. As mentioned, I believe "The Passion" will raise far more questions than answers. Everyone, whether they have seen the movie or not, is already talking about their feelings and what they have heard. As a Christian, you have the answers to the questions that are being asked. However, this may require some study and research on your part. Peter, one of the twelve disciples of Jesus, said, "Be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have" -1 Peter 3:15. Understanding The Passion Did the Passion leave you with more questions than answers? Get answers to 10 common questions at http://www.sbcbaptistpress.org/bpnews.asp?ID=17677 So you've seen the Passion. Now what? Learn more at http://www.firstfollowers.com/ What is the meaning of the symbolism in the movie? Like the snake, the baby, the flies, and other things - Find out at http://www.thelife.com/symbolism/ What happens after the Passion? Learn more at http://www.afterthepassion.com/ Haven't seen the Passion? Find out why you should at http://www.pastors.com/article.asp?ArtID=5750 Read an interview with Mel Gibson at http://www.christianitytoday.com/movies/interviews/melgibson.html Discuss the Passion with other viewers at http://www.christian.com/thepassion/ Read more writings by Steve at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-steve.html Blessed to Bless! is sent in text-only format. Go to the link above to read this and previous Writings by Steve. Photos are included with many of the writings. Follow other links in this newsletter to read additional "Writings by Others," "Quotes to Remember," and "Pictures with a Story." * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. 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Most are Christian, and they are all good products and companies http://www.fishermansnet.com/Malls/ AOL member AOL users click here Thanks Mike Hodapp ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} Quotes to Remember: {:o)<>< There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. -Charles Schulz (1922-2000) USA cartoonist and creator of Peanuts comic strip There's no such thing as a bad day when there's a doorknob on the inside of the door. -Commander Paul Galanti (1939-Present) US Navy pilot, spent 6 1/2 years as a prisoner of war in North Vietnam How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live. -Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862) USA Essayist, Poet, & Philosopher Too much agreement kills a chat. -Eldridge Cleaver (1935-1998) Former 1960s Black Panther turned born-again Christian Read more Quotes to Remember at http://www.blessed2bless.us/quotes.html * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< What about UP? There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than Any other two-letter word, and that is "UP." It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We read UP on a story in the paper that we pick UP to find out what is Up in the world & make UP our minds to not give Up hope that some thing good will turn Up. We call UP our friends, we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People Stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, think UP excuses, and in a baseball game the batter is UP. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special, and this is confusing. A drain must be opened UP,because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP. To be knowledgeable of the proper uses of UP, look UP the word in the dictionary. In a desk size dictionary, UP takes UP almost 1/4th the page and definitions add UP to about thirty. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with Up to a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for my time is UP and I leave it Up to you to step UP & Keep Up the sharing of this list that has been made UP to lift Up your spirit, so put UP or Shut UP. . . . . I give UP! -from "Sermon Fodder and Joke A Day Ministries" Subscribe at http://www.sermonfodder.com Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Learn a New Career at Home Train for a new career, earn your associate?s degree, or finish high school at home! Nationally accredited distance learning from PCDI. 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Read the rest of the story at http://www.timbete.com/ (Note: If a different story appears, click on the archives link to find the Barbie story.) -from "Tim Bete's Humor Column" Subscribe at http://hundred-acre-woods.com/magic-list/HumorColumn/ contact listmaster Tim Bete by e-mail at tim@timbete.com Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< Courtesy to Neighbors A tenant complained to his landlord, "The people in the apartment upstairs sure are annoying. Why, last night they stomped and pounded on the floor until midnight." "Did they wake you?" the landlord asked. "No," the tenant explained, "Fortunately I was up playing my tuba." ----- Dorm Rules On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?" -Unknown (Found circulating around the internet) Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. FREE* GE Home Security System FREE* GE Home Security System to Qualified Homeowners http://mocda1.com/1/c/32976/163605/336679/336679 AOL users go here ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< A Golden Opportunity I had stopped at a gas station and as I stood in the cashier's line a man suddenly dropped his change over in front of another younger gentleman and said, "Here, brother, take my change and I hope this can help a little" I looked at the change and was trying to figure out what had just transpired. Why had one stranger just deposited what appeared to be about 87 cents in front of another? The recipient of the change looked up and thanked the other man then went back to talking to the cashier. It turns out the gentleman was trying to convince the cashier to give him the gas he needed to get home, but he had no money. He said he could come back with money if they would just trust him. I found out later that he and his wife, had been going through some tough times and he had just landed a job that day. The cashier was puzzling over how to help him and knew she couldn't let him have gas without money. In the meantime another cashier had taken my money and as I stood there, I quickly took the four dollars I had left and gave it to the stranded gentleman. The cashier began thanking me because she had been in a quandary about how to handle things and the gentleman turned to me and said, "Thank you so much, but how can I get this back to you?" "You don't, I said. "Instead you help someone else when you get the opportunity. And please, don't thank me, because you gave me the opportunity of helping. Instead I thank you." As I walked away he followed me out the door and began thanking me again and I told him, "No, I truly thank you for the privilege of helping. God wants me to do this. Believe me, it means a lot to me. He smiled at me and said. " I understand." And I knew he did! By Ellie Braun-Haley - shaley@telusplanet.net Ellie's short stories have appeared in Chicken Soup for the Soul, Heartwarmers of Spirit, 2theHeart, Stories of the Heart, Sermon Illustrator, Emerging Courageous, Sun Magazine, Starfish and others. -from "Christian Voices" Subscribe at http://subscribe.christianvoices.org Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} Life's F.A.Qs. {:o)<>< Many are asking tough questions in today's world. Maybe you have been asking a few of the same ones. For answers to some of life's tough questions, go to http://www.blessed2bless.us/f-a-q.html * * * ><>(o:} From the Bible: {:o)<>< For everyone who asks, receives. Everyone who seeks, finds. And the door is opened to everyone who knocks. -Matthew 7:8 (NLT) * * * * * * ><>(o:} What is Blessed to Bless? {:o)<>< Blessed to Bless! contains an article that I have written using simple everyday events to illustrate qualities and ideals sought after by many in the world today. Also included are writings from other sources that I have come across (usually by e-mail or a book I am reading). I try not to send everything that comes along; but I do send those that I think would be a blessing to you - - - or at least make you think for a moment and/or bring a smile to your face for just a little while. Blessed to Bless! is published on a "round-2-it" basis. Most weeks, you will receive at least one issue. Some weeks, you may receive two or three. Once in a while, you may not receive an issue for a week or two. So, whenever I get a "round-to-it," you can expect to hear, "You've got mail," Yahoo," or whatever happens on your PC. 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Not willing to be shown up, the driver of the sports car took off after the other car. A few miles down the road, the two cars blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had two cars headed his way at 120 mph. He then added, "and you're not going to believe this, but there's a guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass." Out of Control Have you been on that bike . . . speeding down the road of life with an out-of-control feeling and no way to put on the brakes? Well, you're not alone. We've all had days like that . . . some that turn into weeks and months. But we don't have to stay on the bike. There is a way to get off. Learn more at http://www.actsweb.org/findgod/badday1.htm Read more writings by Steve at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-steve.html Blessed to Bless! is sent in text-only format. Go to the link above to read this and previous Writings by Steve. Photos are included with many of the writings. Follow other links in this newsletter to read additional "Writings by Others," "Quotes to Remember," and "Pictures with a Story." * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Please stop by our affiliates and malls. Most are Christian, and they are all good products and companies http://www.fishermansnet.com/Malls/ AOL member AOL users click here Thanks Mike Hodapp ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} Quotes to Remember: {:o)<>< Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying. -Fran Lebowitz (1950-Present) USA Journalist A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. -Jack London and (1876-1916) USA Novelist & Short Story Writer When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. -Mark Twain (1835-1910) USA Writer Life can be marvelous. Try not to miss it! -Unknown Read more Quotes to Remember at http://www.blessed2bless.us/quotes.html * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< The Lunch Bag -A true story of Robert Fulghum and his 7-year-old daughter Molly It was Molly's job to hand her father his brown paper lunch bag each morning before he headed off to work. One morning, in addition to his usual lunch bag, Molly handed him a second paper bag. This one was worn and held together with duct tape, staples, and paper clips. "Why two bags" Fulghum asked. "The other is something else," Molly answered. "What's in it?" "Just some stuff. Take it with you." Not wanting to hold court over the matter, Fulghum stuffed both sacks into his briefcase, kissed Molly and rushed off. At midday, while hurriedly scarfing down his real lunch, he tore open Molly's bag and shook out the contents: two hair ribbons, three small stones, a plastic dinosaur, a pencil stub, a tiny sea shell, two animal crackers, a marble, a used lipstick, a small doll, two chocolate kisses, and 13 pennies. Fulghum smiled, finished eating, and swept the desk clean - into the wastebasket - leftover lunch, Molly's junk and all. That evening, Molly ran up behind him as he read the paper. "Where's my bag?" "What bag?" "You know, the one I gave you this morning." "I left it at the office. Why?" "I forgot to put this note in it," she said. "And, besides, those are my things in the sack, Daddy, the ones I really like - I thought you might like to play with them, but now I want them back. You didn't lose the bag, did you, Daddy?" "Oh, no," he said, lying. "I just forgot to bring it home. I'll bring it tomorrow." While Molly hugged her father's neck, he unfolded the note that had not made it into the sack: "I love you, Daddy." Molly had given him her treasures. All that a 7-year-old held dear. Love in a paper sack, and he missed it - not only missed it, but had thrown it in the wastebasket. So back he went to the office. Just ahead of the night janitor, he picked up the wastebasket and poured the contents on his desk. After washing the mustard off the dinosaurs and spraying the whole thing with breath-freshener to kill the smell of onions, he carefully smoothed out the wadded ball of brown paper, put the treasures inside and carried it home gingerly, like and injured kitten. The bag didn't look so good, but the stuff was all there and that's what counted. After dinner, he asked Molly to tell him about the stuff in the sack. It took a long time to tell. Everything had a story or a memory or was attached to dreams and imaginary friends. Fairies had brought some of the things. He had given her the chocolate kisses, and she had kept them for when she needed them. "Sometimes I think of all the times in this sweet life," Fulghum concludes the story, "when I must have missed the affection I was being given. A friend calls this 'standing knee deep in the river and dying of thirst.'" We should all remember that it's not the destination that counts in life it's the journey. The little girl smiles, the dinosaurs and chocolate kisses wrapped in old paper bags that we sometimes throw away too thoughtlessly, each day, each a tiny treasure. The journey with the people we love is all that really matters. Such a simple truth so easily forgotten. -Found circulating around the Internet Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Learn a New Career at Home Train for a new career, earn your associate?s degree, or finish high school at home! Nationally accredited distance learning from PCDI. Free literature! http://mocda1.com/1/c/32976/83842/340300/340300 AOL users go here ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< Mom Advice by Debbie Farmer Shocking as this seems the other day, in the middle of the afternoon, a fantasy of mine came true. Oh, I don't mean the passionate running-away-to-live-with-Fabio-in-a-cottage-by-the-sea type fantasy. Although there's nothing wrong with that, mind you. But I'm talking about the other kind: revenge. I mean, there I was at the park, leisurely watching my children climbing up the slide and eating sand, and here comes a young mother with a new baby dozing in the stroller. A new baby! And let me just say that, as a mother of a five and eight-year-old, there is nothing I like more in the world than finding someone who knows less about raising children than me. Call me strange, but I couldn't wait to walk right up to her and start saying things like, "I think the baby is hungry" or "what do you mean she's not eating bowls of cereal yet?" And, "why isn't the baby wearing a hat? It's still mid April, you know." Of course I wasn't always this way. But there's something about being the recipient of several years worth of unsolicited advice that somehow changes you in inexplicable, mysterious ways. Face it, when you venture out of the house with a baby, people who normally wouldn't dare speak to you, can't wait to point out ways you can improve yourself as a parent. It's as if they instinctively know you can't program the VCR or balance the checkbook so, therefore, can't be trusted to take care of a child all by yourself. And let me just say that no place is safe. Once you have a child, no matter where you go, little old ladies will coming flying out of the woodwork to give you pointers on all sorts of things like how to cure gas and avoid constipation. Like the time my three-year-old daughter had a tantrum in the grocery store because I wouldn't let her out of the cart so she could pick out all of the food herself. "Why don't you just give her what she wants?" said a sweet, little old lady standing behind us. Much to my credit, I didn't yell. I mean, you can't just go around raising your voice to sweet little old ladies. Instead I smiled politely, and wondered what she would say if she knew that what my daughter really wanted was a chance to hurl all off the canned corn off shelves, squeeze the bananas, eat a blue Popsicle from the freezer section, and catapult her Gymnastic Barbie from the seat of the cart into the produce scale. I must admit, a part of me was tempted to throw my arms out to my sides and say, "You know, you're absolutely right!" Then whip out adoption papers from my purse and transfer my daughter into her cart. But I'm not that mean. Then there was the time I ventured to the mall with my five-month-old son and was stopped by complete stranger. "That baby is bored," she announced. "He needs something to play with." So, like a good mother, I took out his educational activity wheel from the diaper bag and put it on the tray in the stroller. Then five minutes later I was stopped by a different woman who announced that my baby was being "over stimulated." So I tossed the wheel back into my purse and took out a frozen teething rattle. I thought that would be the end of it until yet another woman approached, shook her finger accusingly at me, and said, "He'll poke his eye out with that thing and THEN you'll be sorry." So, you probably understand, then, why I could hardly contain myself when I saw a mother with a new baby at the park. Let's face it, I couldn't wait to set her straight by telling her all about the danger of hatless babies, the magic affect of clothes dryers on colic, places to store extra binkies, my conclusion to the cloth versus disposable debate, and how to wind up a swing without waking the baby. But truth be told, when I looked down at the baby all that came out of my mouth was: "Gee, what beautiful blue eyes he has." Granted, it wasn't a very helpful or especially insightful thing to say but, you know, some day she'll thank me for it. -from "Family Daze" Subscribe at http://hundred-acre-woods.com/magic-list-v6/FamilyDaze/ Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< Excuse Notes for Students -presumably by real parents (including original spelling) ~ My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. ~ Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. ~ Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. ~ Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. ~ Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. ~ John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. ~ Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. ~ Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. ~ Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. ~ Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. ~ Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. ~ Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. ~ Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. ~ I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. ~ Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. ~ Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. 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Consider other products that I recommend at http://www.blessed2bless.us/ads.html ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} ***In This Issue*** {:o)<>< ><>(o:} By Steve: Going a Different Direction ><>(o:} Quotes to Remember: by Charles Dudley Warner, Henry Ward Beecher, and others ><>(o:} By Someone Else: ==> Grandpa's Day Out ==> The Empty Egg ==> High Gas Prices ==> Spring by Bob Smiley ><>(o:} From the Bible: Philippians 1:3-6 ><>(o:} Useful Information: Credits, Subscribe/Unsubscribe, etc If you haven't read the "Useful Information" at the end of this newsletter or if it's been a while, please take a few minutes to check it out. * * * ><>(o:} By Steve: {:o)<>< Going a Different Direction -by Steve Klusmeyer - 3/30/2004 Teach Me to Play Caleb had spent the night with Grandpa Bob and Grandma Doris. They were planning a trip into town and we had arranged to meet them at a store to pick up Caleb and his stuff, which as usual included his guitar. As we transferred his stuff from one vehicle to the other, I noticed an older man in a nearby car watching and smiling. He motioned to me with his hand. At first, I thought he was just being friendly. (That's not uncommon in our part of the country. Strangers often speak to one another and even carry on entire conversations.) As we finished loading the car, I realized he wanted me to come over to his window. The site of Caleb with his guitar had stirred up some old memories. While serving in World War II, the man had bought an old guitar from one of his buddies. He didn't know how to play but planned to take lessons as soon as he returned home. Another service man, Louis Jones, saw the guitar and asked the man if he would like him to teach him to play. The man agreed and Louis wrote some chords down on a piece of paper. Over the next few weeks Louis was able to help the man begin playing. Several months later, Louis was transferred. The two men would never meet again. It wasn't until many years later, after reading an obituary, that the old man realized who had taught him to play his guitar. . . . Louis Jones had gone on to become one of country music's most beloved figures . . . Grandpa Jones. Good News - Bad News Now I'm not sure of the authenticity of the old man's tale, but he did tell it as a thought-of-as-true story. And it provides a perfect preface to the news I must share with you in this issue. The good news is that I have accepted a position as Administrative Assistant for Communications in my local church. This position will allow me to use many of the skills and talents that God has been developing in my life to really make an impact for Him. . . . The bad news is that because of the extra time that I will need to devote to this new position and other responsibilities, I will not be able to continue with this weekly newsletter . . . at least at this time. So how is the story about the old man and his guitar relevant to this change? . . . First of all, even though we are strangers and I have never met most of you personally, I feel like we have become friends. I have felt comfortable sharing my thoughts with you each week. Secondly, I doubt that I will become as well known as Grandpa Jones; but through my articles I have been asking each of you if you would like me to help you learn to "play life." Many of you have agreed and have allowed me to share a few chords with you. My Desire I began "Blessed to Bless!" about four years ago using articles by other authors. Articles written by me were added in October of 2002. My desire has always been and continues to be that my writing will cause you stop and think about some of life's tough questions or, at the least, bring a smile to your face for a few moments. I know that this has been accomplished because many of you have written to share your experiences. It has been my pleasure to be able to share my thoughts with each of you . . . over 4300 subscribers. I hope you will visit my web site regularly, as I will continue to post articles by others and occasionally ones by myself. I would invite you to leave your name on the subscription list in the event that I am able to resume the newsletter sometime down the road. Thanks again for allowing me to come into your life for a few minutes each week. May God continue to richly bless each of your lives and may you allow Him to use those blessings to bless those He places in your hands (Genesis 12:1-3). -Steve Learn more about Grandpa Jones at http://www.rissystreasures.com/grandpa.htm Read more writings by Steve at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-steve.html Blessed to Bless! is sent in text-only format. Go to the link above to read this and previous Writings by Steve. Photos are included with many of the writings. Follow other links in this newsletter to read additional "Writings by Others," "Quotes to Remember," and "Pictures with a Story." * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Please stop by our affiliates and malls. Most are Christian, and they are all good products and companies http://www.fishermansnet.com/Malls/ AOL member AOL users click here Thanks Mike Hodapp ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} Quotes to Remember: {:o)<>< What small potatoes we all are, compared with what we might be! -Charles Dudley Warner (1829-1900) USA Writer and Editor A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs . . . jolted by every pebble in the road. -Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887) USA Abolitionist and Clergyman I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. -Unknown Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. -Unknown Read more Quotes to Remember at http://www.blessed2bless.us/quotes.html * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< Grandpa's Day Out A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie's house, and Grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home. "Oh Morris," said Grandma. "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?" Leaning close to Grandma so that the policeman couldn't hear, Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home." Received from PackyHumor. -from "GCFL - The Good Clean Funnies List" Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a) GCFL.net: The Good, Clean Funnies List: Good, clean funnies five times a week, for free ... AND NO ADS! Subscribe at http://gcfl.net/ To email this funny to a friend, go to http://gcfl.net/archive/emailit.php?funny=20040325 The latest GCFL funny can always be found on the web at http://gcfl.net/archive/latest.php Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. Reduce your DEBT TODAY! Sign up for this FREE service to reduce your monthly payments, reduce or eliminate your interest rates, and have one LOW monthly Payment. No need to own a home and NO credit check is necessary. Sign up for this FREE, NO OBLIGATION service today! http://mocda.com/1/c/32976/91441/341609/341609 AOL users go here ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< The Empty Egg Jeremy was born with a twisted body and a slow mind. At the age of 12 he was still in second grade, seemingly unable to learn. His teacher, Doris Miller, often became exasperated with him. He would squirm in his seat, drool, and make grunting noises. At other times, he spoke clearly and distinctly, as if a spot of light had penetrated the darkness of his brain. Most of the time, however, Jeremy just irritated his teacher. One day she called his parents and asked them to come in for a consultation. As the Forresters entered the empty classroom, Doris said to them, "Jeremy really belongs in a special school. It isn't fair to him to be with younger children who don't have learning problems. Why, there is a five year gap between his age and that of the other students." Mrs. Forrester cried softly into a tissue, while her husband spoke. "Miss Miller," he said, "there is no school of that kind nearby. It would be a terrible shock for Jeremy if we had to Take him out of this school. We know he really likes it here." Doris sat for a long time after they had left, staring at the snow outside the window. Its coldness seemed to seep into her soul. She wanted to sympathize with the Forresters. After all, their only child had a terminal illness. But it wasn't fair to keep him in her class. She had 18 other youngsters to teach, and Jeremy was a distraction. Furthermore, he would never learn to read and write. Why waste any more time trying? As she pondered the situation, guilt washed over her. 'Here I am complaining when my problems are nothing compared to that poor family,' she thought. 'Lord, please help me to be more patient with Jeremy.' From that day on, she tried hard to ignore Jeremy's noises and his blank stares. Then one day, he limped to her desk, dragging his bad leg behind him. "I love you, Miss Miller," he exclaimed, loud enough for the whole class to hear. The other students snickered, and Doris' face turned red. She stammered, "Wh-why that's very nice, Jeremy. N-now please take your seat." Spring came, and the children talked excitedly about the coming Of Easter. Doris told them the story of Jesus, and then to emphasize the idea of new life springing forth, she gave each of the children a large plastic egg. "Now," she said to them, "I want you to take this home and bring it back tomorrow with something inside that shows new life. Do you understand?" "Yes, Miss Miller," the children responded enthusiastically -- all except for Jeremy. He listened intently; his eyes never left her face. He did not even make his usual noises. Had he understood what she had said about Jesus' death and resurrection? Did he understand the assignment? Perhaps she should call his parents and explain the project to them. That evening, Doris' kitchen sink stopped up. She called the landlord and waited an hour for him to come by and unclog it. After that, she still had to shop for groceries, iron a blouse, and prepare a vocabulary test for the next day. She completely forgot about phoning Jeremy's parents. The next morning, 19 children came to school, laughing and talking as they placed their eggs in the large wicker basket on Miss Miller's desk. After they completed their math lesson, it was time to open the eggs. In the first egg, Doris found a flower. "Oh yes, a flower is certainly a sign of new life," she said. "When plants peek through the ground, we know that spring is here." A small girl in the first row waved her arm. "That's my egg, Miss Miller," she called out. The next egg contained a plastic butterfly, which looked very real. Doris held it up. "We all know that a caterpillar changes and grows into a beautiful butterfly. Yes, that's new life, too." Little Judy smiled proudly and said, "Miss Miller, that one is mine." Next, Doris found a rock with moss on it. She explained that moss, too, showed life. Billy spoke up from the back of the classroom. "My daddy helped me," he beamed. Then Doris opened the fourth egg. She gasped. The egg was empty. Surely it must be Jeremy's she thought, and of course, he did not understand her instructions. If only she had not forgotten to phone his parents. Because she did not want to embarrass him, she quietly set the egg aside and reached for another. Suddenly, Jeremy spoke up. "Miss Miller, aren't you going to talk about my egg?" Flustered, Doris replied, "But Jeremy, your egg is empty." He looked into her eyes and said softly, "Yes, but Jesus' tomb was empty, too." Time stopped. When she could speak again, Doris asked him, "Do you know why the tomb was empty?" "Oh, yes," Jeremy said, "Jesus was killed and put in there. Then His Father raised Him up." The recess bell rang. While the children excitedly ran out to the School yard, Doris cried. The cold inside her melted completely away. Three months later, Jeremy died. Those who paid their respects at the mortuary were surprised to see 19 eggs on top of his casket, all of them empty. -Unknown -from "HeartWarming" Subscribe at http://www.tcmr.com/heartwarming.html Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< High Gas Prices Think a gallon of gas is expensive? Compare the price per gallon for the following products: (Prices may vary by location.) Diet Pepsi - 16oz at $1.29 = $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea - 16oz at $1.19 =.$9.52 per gallon Gatorade - 20oz at $1.59 = $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray - 16oz at $1.25 = $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid - 12oz at $3.15 = $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil - 6oz at $8.35 = $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol - 4oz at $3.85 = $123.20 per gallon Whiteout - 7oz at $1.39 = $25.42 per gallon Scope - 1.5oz at $0.99 = $84.48 per gallon Evian water - 9oz at $1.49 = $21.19 per gallon So, the next time you're filling up at the gas pump, be glad your car doesn't run on bottled water, Scope, Whiteout, or especially Pepto Bismal or Nyquil. -Unknown Read more writings by Others at http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others.html * * * ><>(o:} ***A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< These ads pay for the cost of this service and a percentage is given to feed starving orphans in third world countries. $25 Gift Card from Remodel4Free.com Get a free $25 gift card valid at Home Depot or Lowe's. Plus, enter for a chance to win a kitchen or bathroom renovation of up to $10,000! Click here for your gift card! http://mocda2.com/1/c/32976/160242/341609/341609 AOL users go here ><>(o:} ***End of A Word From Our Sponsors*** {:o)<>< * ><>(o:} ********B2B******** {:o)<>< * * * ><>(o:} By Someone Else: {:o)<>< Spring by Bob Smiley Spring has finally hit here in South Texas! No more having to put on a long sleeve T-shirt before braving the 60 degree winter weather. No sir...or mam depending on who is reading this. No more making Leafmen or laying down making dirt angels. Spring has hit! A time when cactus bloom, birds chirp until they pass out from the heat and a time where love is in the air causing us to sneeze and reach for our asthma inhalers. Spring is also when the new fashion styles are revealed for women. "Basic Black" could suddenly be out of style and replaced by a new radical hip color such as "Really Really Dark Gray". The point is that Spring usually brings forth change! Growing up, each Spring my family went to the beach in Galveston, Texas. We'd swim in the crystal brown ocean water or lie in the mud along the beach working on our tans. (see: This all happened before scientists had actually proven that the "sun" was the major cause of "Sunburns".) We'd lay out for 34 hours a day until we could heat up a TV dinner just by placing it on our stomachs. In fact, my dad could heat up a home just by hugging it! I'd get so burned that a week later I could peel my entire body like a snake or a lawyer, which I did just to gross out my dad. Of course, he'd get me back by taking off his shirt while I was eating. Anyway, my eight-grade year, I was out in the ocean with my homemade floaties (see: two balloons duct-taped to my arms), my water mask (see: old welding goggles that were duct- taped to my face.) and my new swimming trucks (see: last years blue-jeans) when I started to get that panicky shark feeling. I don't know if it was the murky water or my dad standing on the beach humming the JAWS theme music through his bullhorn, but I had a very eerie feeling. Then, out of nowhere, a hand suddenly shot up out of the water and grabbed my shoulder! I instantly did what any calm swimmer would do when something unknown grabs him; I screamed like a girl at a Plus One concert! What emerged before me was a girl in goggles. She said, "Oh, sorry! I didn't know you were a person; I thought you were a pink buoy! You really should put on some sunscreen." Her name was Donna and she lived right on the beach. We met every year after that. She'd give me tips such as, "Your dad is wrong. Rubbing meat on your body is not a good way to hide your human smell from the sharks!" We'd make sand castles together. Well, actually I made Sand Lumps while Donna made Sand Castles, Sand Malls, Sand Cities. She was good. When I'd forget sunscreen, she would throw water on me when my skin would burst into flames. It was a blast but the coolest thing we'd do happened right before I'd leave each year. We'd write all the things that we might worry about for the rest of the year on the beach in the sand and then watch as God's ocean would come in and wash them away; you know- much like God does when we hand our worries over to Him. So, as Spring is starting and things are changing, I remind you that one thing stays the same: God and His love for us. Yes indeed, love is in the air. Will you please pass me my inhaler? Scripture of the Month Matt 6:26-27 "Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?" Don't Worry. Be Happy. (hey...that's kind of catchy...bet it would make a good song) -from "Free Comedy Newsletter by Bob Smiley!" 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