Blessed to Bless! by Steve Klusmeyer
An Offer You Can't Refuse
by Steve Klusmeyer -1/8/2003
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Increased Size!
Lately, I've been getting some interesting offers in my e-mail. I've been told that I can "Burn Fat 24 Hours a Day" (Is that legal?) - "Make Money Giving Away Free Stuff!" - "Lose Up to 30 Pounds In 30 Days in the New Year" (That would put me back to where I was in 1998) - "Confirm 4 Free Air Tickets" - "Receive A Free Motorola Phone" - "Quit Smoking For Good" (I need to give up those old stogies anyway) - "Clear Away All Past Tax Today!" - "Pick up My Free Photos from some Girl Named Trudy" (She must have me mixed up with some other Steve). I learned that I could "Earn A College Degree Without Leaving my PC" (Would someone e-mail Brenda and let her know that I'm working on my Masters - but I'll be in for dinner soon). Today I was even told that I could get an "Increase of up to 3 Full Cup Sizes." I do drink quite a bit of Diet Pepsi, but I think the 20-ounce "Eskimo Joe" cup that I use is big enough.Too Good to be True
You've probably received some of these same offers. And they don't just come by e-mail. Sometimes they pop-up in places and times when least expected. Life is full of offers you can't refuse. Some are legitimate and worth looking into. Others are just too good to be true. I know of one offer that sounds unbelievable. But it really is the real thing. Jesus said, "Whoever lives and believes in me will never die?" Would you like to know more about this amazing offer? It's only good for a limited time! Learn more.Meanwhile, I'm going to get more Diet Pepsi. Maybe I do need a bigger cup!