Blessed2Bless by Steve Klusmeyer
Smart Dog
by Unknown Author
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The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the
first one to win over a beautiful poodle. The males are speechless
before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a
glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three would-be suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular Chocolate Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is a Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Chocolate Lab and says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
-Author unknown
-from "Bill's Punch Line" (found circulating around the web)